Granny’s Got A Gun!
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July
I think that we should encourage old people to be assassins. After all, many have seen their kids and grandkids grow up, they have lived a happy life and end up bored, frustrated or scared being old, possibly getting sick, and having outlived their spouses and friends. So what if we encouraged them to go out with a bang?
I mean what if there was an “approved” list of bad people who got away with murder, ripped people off for billions, gave out huge bonuses while shareholders and their company suffered, or molested children?
They probably won’t be tried and convicted because they won’t live that long. And there would probably be an outpouring of sympathy and attention that they have never experienced in their lives. One last chance for that 15 minutes of fame, and infamy.
I think grandma and grandpa assassins can become a big trend especially from the groups of US Citizens that already have hate, and guns in their lives. But they cannot go into a Holocaust museum and shoot innocents just because they hate Jews. What I am encouraging is not random acts of hate. It is targeted cleaning of the population by people who have little to lose, and a society with lots to gain.
Just think how much more careful people will be before doing bad things to others, if they believe that that little old lady they help walk across the street is really someone who’s packing heat!
(Note: I don’t support killing, and like many posts in my blog I just suggest things without encouraging they be carried out. I don’t think that anyone should begin doing this even though I was a big fan of Deathwish, and in some ways I do think it would be interesting to have the Grannyvigilantes).